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OK, what's what:
The Atrium's pretty useless
You shouldn't bother - we don't
We don't really know why it's there
I think the Twaddlebot put it there and never got round to sweeping it up
Is one of our articles annoying you?
Prattle on in Articulations
Then we'll shoot you down in flames
...I mean listen and agree constructively
...yeah, that's what we'll do
...we'll do that good and proper
...all day
Got a good link?
Or a crap one - we're not fussy
Go to Pagiarism and post it, so we can laugh at how bad it is
And then pretend we found it ourselves and show all our friends
They'll think we're so cool
...not that they don't already...
...erm...
Really so bored that you'd come all this way to waste time playing poor games?
Diversions - the half-two-in-the-morning-on-ITV of the internet?
General chit-chat?
Piffle?
Even Twaddle, perhaps?
Utterances is the place for you
Talk bollocks all you like there
Try the Firmament...
Then we can laugh at how you can't get in, as you're a peasant
?Ha! You peasant, you!?
...we'll say, chortling
Hey, folks, the management's decision is final
You may be refused alcohol if you appear to be under 18
Or if we don't like you
Which is probable
Anyway, we don't have any spare alcohol - try your mum's liquor cupboard
...which is a euphemism she used last night
...while I was shagging her
...in her fanny
...hard.
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Atrium Notices, information, announcements and decrees about the forums Moderator: The Twaddlebot |
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Yon forum upgrade by Geg Jul 17, 2005 22:09:36 GMT |
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Articulations Mass debate - comment on The Twaddle and its articles Moderator: The Twaddlebot |
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Hot Indian Escorts for you by priyankakapoor Jun 7, 2012 9:27:16 GMT |
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Pagiarism The friendly way to plagiarise websites - link to them Moderator: The Twaddlebot |
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Dubai Escorts by priyankakapoor Jun 7, 2012 9:29:28 GMT |
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Diversions An RE lesson on the web - daft games and pointless surveys Moderator: The Twaddlebot |
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Nityaarora.com/mumbai_escorts.html Review by tanyroy5 Aug 10, 2011 14:30:56 GMT |
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Utterances Discussing... nothing in particular Moderator: The Twaddlebot |
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Dubai Escorts by priyankakapoor Jun 7, 2012 9:29:11 GMT |
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Firmament The residence of the deities (admins) Moderator: The Twaddlebot |
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