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Post by Tassadara C on Feb 29, 2004 2:20:11 GMT
This topic is dedicated to and inspired by Matt, who has NO SHAME.
"Here, let me clean you off a place to sit. *wipes face*"
"No, you're okay. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs."
from some kid at tennis camp (Matt's were best ;D): "I've got the F, the C, and the K, now all I need is you!" and, "The word of the day is legs. Let's go upstairs and spread the word!"
add your own, or others you've heard
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Post by Zippy on Feb 29, 2004 2:23:35 GMT
I have shame, it's just... hiding.
*inspect girl's shirt label* "What you looking at?" "To see if you're made in Heaven."
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Post by Janeybeans on Feb 29, 2004 10:06:01 GMT
worst i've heard? haha:D
"okay, i'll go see the red hot chili peppers with you if you give me a kiss!"
i mean, how incredibly embarressing for that person.
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Post by Zippy on Feb 29, 2004 11:53:28 GMT
worst i've heard? haha:D "okay, i'll go see the red hot chili peppers with you if you give me a kiss!" i mean, how incredibly embarressing for that person. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ;D I remember that one  Technically though, it wasn't a bad pick-up line... it worked, didn't it? |
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Post by GunstarHero on Feb 29, 2004 16:38:09 GMT
sounds like a good line to me jane, i remember that one working for me once ....  bad lines: is that a ladder in your tights of the stairway to heaven? lets play house, you be the door so i can slam you all day |
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Post by GunstarHero on Feb 29, 2004 16:39:01 GMT
ooh i remembered another.....
lick you finger, wipe it on a girls shirt then say
lets take you home so you can get out of these wet clothes
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Post by beSottied on Feb 29, 2004 21:18:48 GMT
Bad:
"Nice tits." (Er... * off)
"I'll wake you up in the morning. Should I call you, or nudge you?" (Ditto.)
Good:
"Sprechen Sie Deutsche?" (Heeheehee. *Sigh*)
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Post by Chenny on Mar 1, 2004 1:53:00 GMT
I got one:
"il'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."
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Post by Tassadara C on Mar 1, 2004 1:56:06 GMT
lol, I remember that one from like middle school
*shudders* dark times
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Post by Chenny on Mar 1, 2004 2:01:48 GMT
but it rhymes!
A rhyming pickup line... its like a sonnet but stupid!
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Post by Tassadara C on Mar 1, 2004 2:09:02 GMT
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm really drunk
and I wanna f*ck you!"
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Post by Zippy on Mar 1, 2004 2:14:49 GMT
but it rhymes! A rhyming pickup line... its like a sonnet but stupid! " It's like a sonnet... except not in blank verse or 14 lines long!" I'm just like a pygmy but tall! Ahhhh, early morning jibes. Loving it  Greetings, Chenny, by the way. I'm not that much of a prick... but I do try ;D |
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Post by Chenny on Mar 1, 2004 2:16:00 GMT
Tass: that was beautiful  *sniff* |
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Post by Zippy on Mar 1, 2004 2:17:13 GMT
*beckon a girl over with one curling finger* *she walks over* "Wow, I made you come with one finger, just imagine what I could do with a whole hand!"  |
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Post by Tassadara C on Mar 1, 2004 2:19:52 GMT
I'm not that much of a prick... [glow=red,2,300] HE SPEAKETH THE TRUTH...ETH[/i][/u][/size][/glow][/color] MDG: I can edit posts, fool |
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Post by Tassadara C on Mar 1, 2004 2:23:05 GMT
Tass: that was beautiful *sniff* *curtsy* ;D
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Post by Chenny on Mar 1, 2004 2:36:58 GMT
[glow=red,2,300] HE SPEAKETH THE TRUTH...ETH[/i][/u][/size][/glow][/color] MDG: I can edit posts, fool [/quote] owned |
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Post by Zippy on Mar 1, 2004 2:53:03 GMT
Haha, she was, oh she was. *bows* |
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Post by Tassadara C on Mar 1, 2004 11:22:43 GMT
I hate you, I hate you both with a hate that shall not die till the sun grows cold and the stars grow old and Matt stops being a prick. |
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Post by Zippy on Mar 1, 2004 11:39:20 GMT
*claps slowly* Great rhyme scheme for a limerick!  ...bitch. |
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Post by Tassadara C on Mar 1, 2004 11:46:50 GMT
It's Shakespeare you *in pleb! okay so maybe modified a little tinsy bit |
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Post by Eat Your Uncle on Mar 1, 2004 12:41:58 GMT
YOU BROKE MY INTERNET! YOU BROKE IT!
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Post by Zippy on Mar 1, 2004 15:29:52 GMT
YOU BROKE MY INTERNET! YOU BROKE IT! Yes, Tass. Now apologise. Apologise to us all. |
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Post by Tassadara C on Mar 1, 2004 17:49:49 GMT
I'm sorry Matt is so ugly and stupid...but there really is nothing I can do about it |
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Post by Zippy on Mar 1, 2004 18:37:41 GMT
I'm sorry Matt is so ugly and stupid...but there really is nothing I can do about it ... |
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Post by Tassadara C on Mar 1, 2004 18:50:24 GMT
\o/
;D
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Post by Eat Your Uncle on Mar 1, 2004 19:21:36 GMT
Jeez, GET A COUNTRY MANSION ALREADY!
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Post by Zippy on Mar 1, 2004 20:28:16 GMT
Jeez, GET A COUNTRY MANSION ALREADY!As long az yo' bi'in, Coco BEHATCH |
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Post by Chenny on Mar 1, 2004 20:53:15 GMT
wha?  |
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Post by Tassadara C on Mar 1, 2004 20:55:56 GMT
they're white Brits having a cereal gang war just smile and back away, Chowser, smile and back away... ( ) |
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Technically though, it wasn't a bad pick-up line... it worked, didn't it? 
