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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 21, 2004 16:07:56 GMT
Joking arent you Brum lived in that corridor!!!!!!!!! I remember flanagan sent me out for holding a pen, EH? hey i got sent to remove for putting some books on a desk - u got off light ! |
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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 21, 2004 16:09:38 GMT
haha in History when Mr Pitchford and Mr Murry were talkign and we were all messing round and so Murray started shouting at us and Belly just came out with " Come on sir where not that bad" Mr murry " John OUT NOW" actually most history lessons rocked:D well we werent THAT bad  , do you remember when we made that video on alex's camcorder where i dived over and died dramatically after being "hit" in the face with a shoe that just happened to be infront of the camera without a foot in it - i believe it was stolen form kipper ;D |
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Post by Zippy on Jan 21, 2004 16:11:18 GMT
hey i got sent to remove for putting some books on a desk - you got off light ! Lmao, James (Cruel) didn't - he got sent to remove himself by Mrs. Robertson for slapping me, even though I emphatically stuck up for him outside the classroom. What was even funnier was afterwards, the entire class (particularly Scott Thomson) stuck up for him, until she let us go ten minutes early, very close to tears. She couldn't actually look at us when we left. Muahahahaha! |
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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 21, 2004 16:13:02 GMT
Lmao, James (Cruel) didn't - he got sent to remove himself by Mrs. Robertson for slapping me, even though I emphatically stuck up for him outside the classroom. What was even funnier was afterwards, the entire class (particularly Scott Thomson) stuck up for him, until she let us go ten minutes early, very close to tears. She couldn't actually look at us when we left. Muahahahaha! she used to hate me and danny white just cos of that celine dion thing, we did another track off the titanic album screeching as well, god i laffed so hard i fell off my chair !!! |
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Post by beSottied on Jan 21, 2004 17:08:08 GMT
lol that was so funny, we were all sat sn:ggering away and she was going ballistic. neuuffffffff, huiiiiit....
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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 21, 2004 17:09:45 GMT
she was a tool, she deserved evrything !
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Post by Geg on Jan 21, 2004 20:26:56 GMT
When Nick did a lesson's worth (about four lines) of RE work in crayon, using a different colour for each letter.
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Post by Stephnee on Jan 21, 2004 21:16:06 GMT
I gotta add , I got sent out of Mr Flanagans for something Kathrine Metcalfe said .. and then for immitating sir's unfortunate speech problem ! I remember that Pen incident James hahaha !! Anyone else in science remember the 'see who can get their name on the board first' game ?? ;D
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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 21, 2004 21:24:50 GMT
that wasnt just science, that was all my classes !
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Post by beSottied on Jan 21, 2004 21:59:09 GMT
typical friday aft in mrs wall's physics:
"and so we work out the velocity by.. Emily? Are you paying attention?"
"Of course, Mrs Wall" *draws in back of exercise book a bit more*
"So how do we work out the speed of :-"
"GET.... OUTBOY!"
he saved me so many times, did ol' mr flanagan
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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 21, 2004 23:48:32 GMT
no no me and metcalfe saved u, get it right  |
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Post by beSottied on Jan 22, 2004 20:35:51 GMT
Well then, Squire, I am forever indebted to you. |
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Post by DrSmartEsq on Jan 22, 2004 21:49:07 GMT
Chemistry: "Right kids, you've all done a piece of coursework, but i only just noticed you've got to do 2. we've got 2 weeks" Siddell pretty much gave us the coursework on a plate all we had to do was re-word it
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Post by Geg on Jan 22, 2004 21:56:57 GMT
Chemistry: "Right kids, you've all done a piece of coursework, but i only just noticed you've got to do 2. we've got 2 weeks" Siddell pretty much gave us the coursework on a plate all we had to do was re-word it I thought it was funny that he had us make cinder toffee on the last day - in the chemistry lab... chemistry as in acids and whatnot... it did taste a bit odd like |
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Post by beSottied on Jan 22, 2004 21:59:01 GMT
I had no idea what that man was talking about half the time :s That cinder toffee was fun, but it took hours to chip the damn stuff off the plates and spoons we used.
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Post by DrSmartEsq on Jan 22, 2004 22:12:55 GMT
that cinder toffee was better than super glue, i'm sure you could make heat resistant tiles out of it for space ships n stuff
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Post by Zippy on Jan 22, 2004 22:36:44 GMT
I thought it was funny that he had us make cinder toffee on the last day - in the chemistry lab... chemistry as in acids and whatnot... it did taste a bit odd like The cinder toffee tastes like... burning... I remember that coursework, got 55/63  Must've given me the B. Apparently very few of the staff got along with Siddell... I guess we'd have seen it more clearly if Siddell was at college; you never really were able to relate to the teachers at school, what with the whole last name thing going on. You can see which teachers do and don't get on with other staff/pupils in college at least. |
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Post by Geg on Jan 22, 2004 23:14:41 GMT
The cinder toffee tastes like... burning... I remember that coursework, got 55/63 Must've given me the B. Apparently very few of the staff got along with Siddell... I guess we'd have seen it more clearly if Siddell was at college; you never really were able to relate to the teachers at school, what with the whole last name thing going on. You can see which teachers do and don't get on with other staff/pupils in college at least. I thought it great when he forgot to write our mock GCSE exam. |
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Post by samurai on Jan 22, 2004 23:23:44 GMT
a few things that i remember,
I'll always remember the day i found out mrs robertsons husband ran away with another man,
ill always remember tennant in the back of RE, you like that, fucking slag, to the teacher was mad,
i remember punching mrs musgrove and nearly being sent to remove,
i remember paris in first year, when we were having a party on the top floor and the teachers knocked on the door so theres like a hundred of us trying to get out on to the balcony and climbing down to our rooms,
other stuff to come,
oh yeah when i belted the ball off binx, a hockey ball straight in the chest, ow,
also, lol, when hog managed to hit mr erm, whats his name, Mr Brownbridge (thanks james) square in the back of the head with a football from about fifty yards away, and then being ordered to go on a cross country, priceless,
samurai,
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Post by microcuts on Jan 22, 2004 23:36:06 GMT
ohhhh paris........... and some of us went to brierton and seaton was a trip out  hahhaha played rugby with heroin needles hafl stuck together as a rugby ball.... i kid you not |
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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 22, 2004 23:53:41 GMT
when gav taylor threw his gloves in the air in the changing rooms and the palstic bit off the outside of the light fell down and cut mr brownbridge's head - LOL
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Post by Zippy on Jan 23, 2004 0:02:54 GMT
a few things that i remember, I'll always remember the day i found out mrs robertsons husband ran away with another man, i remember paris in first year, when we were having a party on the top floor and the teachers knocked on the door so theres like a hundred of us trying to get out on to the balcony and climbing down to our rooms, also, lol, when hog managed to hit mr erm, whats his name, Mr Brownbridge (thanks james) square in the back of the head with a football from about fifty yards away, and then being ordered to go on a cross country, priceless. samurai I must say all three were situations I both witnessed and cried with laughter at. The fact Tommy Brownbridge was walking at the same time made it have to be such a pinpoint shot, executed with some style too. Mrs. Robertson... ahhh... I actually used to like her in first year, and admittedly I did start our feud, but sometimes she was just, well, fucking evil. I swear she had it in for me most of the time - she gave me Form Award through gritted teeth, I reckon. Now she's with the ever smiling Norbert. A good bloke, just such a weird couple. FRANCE IN YEAR 8!!! Loved it. How much did those goats stink? Hated that. Lambert having a fight with Wus in the bakery, lmao Jumping full flights of stairs on the ferry, the longest trip ever, spesh on the way back. Anyone remember this situation?: Mrs. Robertson: Anyone want to see "Godzilla"? (a few hands up) Ok, what about X-Files? (most hands up) Now, what about "The Land Girls"? (Scott Thompson's hand up) Me: HAHAHAHA! Laaaaaaaaaaaaame! Everyone else: *snigger* Mrs Robertson: MATTHEW, SEE ME AFTER WE'VE FINISHED THIS BRIEFING! 10 minutes later... Mrs Robertson: I thought your behaviour was disgusting, but I'm not going to make you sit doing nothing for 6 hours. As a result, you can either stay here on your own with the driver, Mr Danks, Mr Downs and Miss Healey... (that was meant to be a threat)... or you can still go to the cin- Me: cinema Mrs Robertson: Well if you're going there, you're watching "The Land Girls". Me: Ok, I'll stay here... (bitch)... It sucked to start off with, given that the X-Files was like 3 hours long and only the likes of nobend Itsey were about, being sick in plantpots; however, after finishing Cyber Cycles in the arcades, I came back, and Danks, Downs, a very foul-mouthed yet hilarious bus driver and Miss Healey were playing "Go Fish", and they let me join - only to tell me that they all laughed at what I said, and the driver even bought a box of Roses for us all to share - great times! And I had some of Danks' beer. And I was 12, ffs! Classy |
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Post by DrSmartEsq on Jan 24, 2004 23:02:16 GMT
Trip to France in 3rd year i think, David Allen lobs a empty fanta bottle over the back of the ferry, the wind blows it in on the deck below hitting a gentleman stood at the rail, persons involved scarper as man dashes up onto our deck, all escape out of angry man fallout zone except david who was threatened with being thrown into the Channel
COMEDY GEM!
Robbo had to have hated me too, i used to spend most of my time stood outside the classroom looking down on her as she looked up blah blahing on about something i'd done wrong all i ever did was make eye contact and i was told "dont look at me like that!" *puzzled glance* "like what?" "like you just were, and dont backchat" *continuation of the puzzled glance* "i'm not backchatting i just didn't know which look you were talking about" "there you did it again!" *sigh* Dozy midget mare
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Post by beSottied on Jan 24, 2004 23:07:36 GMT
That pooey "pirates day" in year 7 on seaham beach in the lashing rain and winds too powerful for Beaufort.
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Post by Zippy on Jan 24, 2004 23:10:49 GMT
That pooey "pirates day" in year 7 on seaham beach in the lashing rain and winds too powerful for Beaufort. Oh yeah, with a choice of PE, Music or Art. I chose Art (making a sand ship) and PE (running up and down) as opposed to (easily the lamest) Music, where you performed a little dance for us all |
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Post by Zippy on Jan 24, 2004 23:22:08 GMT
MFL teachers in general were also good:
Mrs Sedman - the grand high witch.
Mr Drumm - the focus of many spitballs.
Ms. Raine - "what the hell does quitter mean?"
Mrs Robertson - BITCH who hated us all from day one. Then again, my argument against the French word for "80" - "4 20s?! That's stupid." in first year caused laughs and ructions alike.
Mrs. Nicholson - "Masculine, feminine and.... NEUTER!"
Miss Burgess - For blood did not flow through her veins, merely liquid hate.
Miss Healey - one of the few I respected. A bit scary at times but she got me an A*
Mr Coley - alright as well, let me go from a French detention because he thought I was alright.
Mrs Robertson - BITCH... sorry, just felt the need to repeat myself.
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Post by Janeybeans on Jan 24, 2004 23:33:46 GMT
Mr Coles And after a tae kwon do p.e lesson, sammy ran out, practising her punches still, and almost broke my nose Mr Coles |
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Post by Janeybeans on Jan 24, 2004 23:42:37 GMT
;D oh yea, and when we were in y8 (okay.. probs y9) we used to always try to get louey, david, kevin and chris's table straight after them, we used to be on a high if the seats were still warm  we haven't really changed too much! Little Jane! The prom! (in the black swan at billingham.. yes, well it was brierton) Mr Coles Skippy!!! |
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Post by Cruel on Jan 25, 2004 0:00:25 GMT
Why did you want there tables, some kind of fetish? ODD
Me and Mrs Robertson were pretty much at war with each other until the end of year 10. I think i won!!
Poor Norbert
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Post by Janeybeans on Jan 25, 2004 0:05:47 GMT
well yea, we fancied the pants off them, we all had our own and made sure we got their seats  |
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, do you remember when we made that video on alex's camcorder where i dived over and died dramatically after being "hit" in the face with a shoe that just happened to be infront of the camera without a foot in it - i believe it was stolen form kipper ;D
Must've given me the B.
hahhaha
