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Post by Geg on Mar 20, 2004 15:24:46 GMT
The old Bob Marley doughnut joke has reared its ugly head. Are there any naffer jokes?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Cos chickens weren't invented yet mmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[insert name of victim]!
What?
Smells mmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Post by Zippy on Mar 20, 2004 16:46:45 GMT
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack mmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Post by Tassadara C on Mar 21, 2004 2:34:20 GMT
...Brits are weird. 1000 posts, Matty  |
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Post by Zippy on Mar 21, 2004 11:56:21 GMT
Yeah - even if I wasn't a "Deity", I'd still be a "Legend". I rock.
Hey, you dropped your gay card.
[victim looks around]
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Post by Janeybeans on Mar 21, 2004 17:16:38 GMT
Man walks into a bar,
he says "Ow!"
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Post by Eat Your Uncle on Mar 21, 2004 18:51:25 GMT
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A combination of genetic predisposition and environmental influences.
NAH, I'M JUST SHITTING YOU GUYS, THERE'S SEED AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD AND THE CHICKEN IS HUNGRY,LOL
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Post by Stephnee on Mar 23, 2004 13:35:27 GMT
Why did the chicken cross the road? A combination of genetic predisposition and environmental influences. NAH, I'M JUST SHITTING YOU GUYS, THERE'S SEED AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD AND THE CHICKEN IS HUNGRY,LOL |
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Post by microcuts on Mar 24, 2004 12:17:11 GMT
anything of the back of a penguin wrapper
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Post by Zippy on Mar 24, 2004 18:09:34 GMT
Agreed!
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Post by beSottied on Mar 25, 2004 20:53:07 GMT
A man is sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rings. When he answers the door, a six foot tall beetle is standing there. The beetle immediately punches him between the eyes and scampers off.
The next evening, the man's doorbell rings. When he answers the door, the beetle is there again. This time, it punches him, kicks him and karate chops him before scampering off.
When the man's doorbell rings on the third night, he cautiously opens his door. The beetle launches itself at the man and stabs him several times before making off. The critically injured man manages to crawl to the phone and summon an ambulance. He is rushed to intensive care and the doctors save his life.
The next morning, a doctor is doing his rounds. He looks over the man's chart and asks him what happened. The man explains about the six-foot beetle's attacks,
from the first punch to the near-fatal stabbing.
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Yes, there is a rather nasty bug going around."
buddumTSCH. That's two minutes of your life you're never getting back
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Post by Geg on Mar 26, 2004 0:13:33 GMT
buddumTSCH. That's two minutes of your life you're never getting back |
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Post by Eat Your Uncle on Mar 26, 2004 0:16:20 GMT
More like figjiofoiszfkowis. |
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Post by bob on Mar 26, 2004 16:46:39 GMT
Here are some of the lamest jokes around, christmas cracker jokes.
Knock Knock! Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Ride 'em cowboy!
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What goes tick-tock-woof?
A watch dog!
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Post by Zippy on Mar 26, 2004 18:22:19 GMT
The knock-knock jokes with "doctor" and "Big Ish" are really crap, too  |
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Post by Zippy on Mar 26, 2004 21:23:27 GMT
Huzzah! At last!
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Post by beSottied on Mar 26, 2004 21:43:35 GMT
NAH, I'M JUST SHITTING YOU GUYS, THERE'S SEED AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD AND THE CHICKEN IS HUNGRY,LOL Would've been funnier if you'd have said "Naw" *come on and let it sliiiiiide!* |
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Post by Roofus on Mar 30, 2004 21:00:14 GMT
i don't know if ur still doing the crap jokes thing.
but...
what kind of hair does the sea have?
WAVY!
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Post by Zippy on Mar 30, 2004 21:10:41 GMT
Aw man, that's poor...
Why did the crab blush?
Because the sea wee'd!
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Post by bob on Mar 31, 2004 15:48:33 GMT
Here are some more lame watery themed jokes
What fish are musical?
Tuna fish.
What fish terrorises other fish?
Jack the Kipper
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather
What is the wettest animal in the world?
A reindeer.
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Post by GunstarHero on Mar 31, 2004 22:42:29 GMT
what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh
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