Post by bob on Apr 15, 2004 10:00:14 GMT
Alien satellite theory
Haven't you noticed that whenever you go to cross the road, as you are approaching it is empty, and when you get there suddenly cars are there?
Or, you are stuck in the rain, and when you go inside, it stops?
Well, I have the answer to why that happens.
There is an alien satellite which is here merely to piss us all off. They are the ones who are sending the cars and playing with the world's climate.
See! There IS a logical explanation for everything!!
What else could it be?
Haven't you noticed that whenever you go to cross the road, as you are approaching it is empty, and when you get there suddenly cars are there?
Or, you are stuck in the rain, and when you go inside, it stops?
Well, I have the answer to why that happens.
There is an alien satellite which is here merely to piss us all off. They are the ones who are sending the cars and playing with the world's climate.
See! There IS a logical explanation for everything!!
What else could it be?
