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Post by bob on Apr 17, 2004 14:14:06 GMT
A thread for all those stupid warnings on stuff
"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
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Post by Geg on Apr 17, 2004 15:10:23 GMT
Bag of KP peanuts: "WARNING: May contain traces of nuts"
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Post by bob on Apr 17, 2004 15:35:34 GMT
Bottom of a box of Celebrations
"DO NOT READ WHILST BOX IS OPEN"
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Post by Geg on Apr 17, 2004 16:50:58 GMT
Bottom of a box of Celebrations "DO NOT READ WHILST BOX IS OPEN" That's just excellent! |
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Post by Janeybeans on Apr 17, 2004 20:50:50 GMT
on a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place." hair dryer "Warning: Do not use while swimming or bathing" DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON! this post is kinda reminding me of the father ted episode where they're on the plane and dougal presses the red button, after been told repeatedly not to  one of the best episodes by far! |
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Post by Zippy on Apr 18, 2004 9:13:45 GMT
THere's always the old "do not turn upside down" on the bottom of a cake box |
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Post by Eat Your Uncle on Apr 18, 2004 23:10:46 GMT
On me: Warning: Contains PIZAZZ!
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Post by beSottied on Apr 24, 2004 22:43:24 GMT
On me: Warning: Contains PIZAZZ!Yeah, baby, we know it! Skipping rope packaging: "Unsupervised use may result in entanglement." ( ;D) Tampon boxes: "Do not use unless menstruating." (Er... why would you?) Paroxetine Hydrochloride packaging: "Do not take this medicine if you are allergic to Paroxetine Hydrochloride." |
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Post by Zippy on Apr 26, 2004 23:20:19 GMT
Packet of aeroplane nuts -
"Instructions:
1. Open packet.
2. Eat peanuts."
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Post by Eat Your Uncle on Apr 27, 2004 22:55:49 GMT
Tampon boxes: "Do not use unless menstruating." (Er... why would you?) ...  |
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Post by beSottied on May 15, 2004 20:55:17 GMT
... Ann Summers packaging advises you not to use vibrators on "unexplained calf pain". Just in case, you know, that's what you bought it for. |
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Post by Zippy on May 15, 2004 22:40:17 GMT
Ann Summers packaging advises you not to use vibrators on "unexplained calf pain". |
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Post by beSottied on May 16, 2004 8:12:19 GMT
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Post by Geg on May 16, 2004 15:05:04 GMT
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Post by Zippy on May 16, 2004 16:46:30 GMT
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Post by Geg on May 16, 2004 17:19:55 GMT
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Post by beSottied on May 16, 2004 18:28:09 GMT
I thought you did five years of French  |
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Post by Zippy on May 16, 2004 18:35:00 GMT
I thought you did five years of French  I didn't think it was particularly appropriate for the thread. Methinks Greg just wanted to use the I with the umlauts. |
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Post by beSottied on May 16, 2004 19:59:16 GMT
Poor Vladimir. He must have run out of vodka.
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one of the best episodes by far!
