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Post by Zippy on Feb 15, 2004 1:40:07 GMT
Kilroy's introductions get better everyday; even the satirical view on him is ironically accurate. Examples: "Kidnapping Bears? Life In Tatters?" "On Kerrang TV? Big, Flappy Foreskin?" "Friends With Matthew Kelly? Dance Naked In Front Of Your Pets?" "An Internet Chatroom? Diagnosed With AIDS?" Click refresh to get a new one... it's addictive.
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Post by Tassadara C on Feb 15, 2004 2:15:34 GMT
Can't Stop Hitting The Chinese?
Mother Wears A Nazi Helmet?
Gary Glitter?
Sold On Ebay?
Staring At Children Through School Railings?
In Prison?
Like Elderly Lovers?
Is This The Reason For Rising Crime?
Badger Raping Rhubarb Smoker?
In The City Of Leeds?
Can't Stop Hitting The Chinese?
Post-it Notes Too Yellow For You?
Goths In Your Shed?
Dress Like Your Mother?
Playing The Hairy Banjo?
Find It Hard To Get Close To That Special Someone?
Is It Terrible?
Sex With Llamas?
Dale Winton?
Did You Do Things Like That When You Were Younger?
Embarrasing Urinary Infection?
Do You Think That Is Normal?
Is Death Close?
Hungry For Winkles?
greatest thing ever
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Post by Geg on Feb 15, 2004 13:47:21 GMT
You stand by your partner even though they're a murderer? ...or a rapist? ...but what if he - or she .....had killed your kids? <cut to the titles>
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Post by Zippy on Feb 15, 2004 16:45:46 GMT
You're sexually abused by your father... and you're 35? <cut to the titles>
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Post by Geg on Feb 15, 2004 20:14:32 GMT
"Cherie Blair?
Shaving Hamsters?"
"Plastic Surgery?
Problems With Your Anus?"
"Are You Addicted To Horse Linament?
Sex With Inanimate Objects?"
"Are You Going To Scarborough Fair?
Wanking Over Pictures Of Charlotte Church?"
"Should You Be Open About It?
Hyphenated Surname?"
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Post by Zippy on Feb 15, 2004 23:04:12 GMT
"Elastic Bands Around Your Penis Make It Sore?
You rape chimpanzees?"
"Masturbate To Justin Timberlake's New Song?
Tuna Bake?"
"Laughing Hysterically At Chairs?
In Wolverhampton Town Centre?"
"Hardcore Zebras?
How Would YOU Like To Kill Them?"
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Post by Zippy on Mar 21, 2004 12:02:34 GMT
Problems With Your Anus?
KFC Infatuation?
What's At The End Of Your Rainbow?
Getting Beaten Savagely By A Wasp?
Severe Piles?
Had Your Knees Amputated?
Questionable DVD Collection?
Tarpaulin Fetish?
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Post by Geg on Apr 23, 2004 0:52:10 GMT
Despite the demise of Kilroy, some of the headlines on Ceefax page 100, pointing to "TV Links", go some way to continuing his legacy:
Are you a single woman addicted to sex?
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Post by Tassadara C on Apr 23, 2004 20:26:00 GMT
Are you a single woman addicted to sex? it's true  |
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Post by Zippy on Apr 23, 2004 21:43:06 GMT
it's true Well. |
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Post by Tassadara C on Apr 25, 2004 23:22:54 GMT
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Post by Geg on Apr 27, 2004 0:11:25 GMT
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Post by Zippy on Apr 27, 2004 0:59:58 GMT
Shut up fool.
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Post by Geg on Apr 27, 2004 14:53:41 GMT
This is the kind of situation where Kilroy is actually needed - to sit on random onlookers and ask how we would feel if someone said something to someone about something.
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Post by Geg on Apr 27, 2004 19:02:34 GMT
This seems oddly familiar...
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