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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 13, 2004 20:28:22 GMT
Right err does anyone post round here or what?
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Post by Zippy on Jan 13, 2004 20:33:23 GMT
Whaddup Electric Boogaloo - I'm rallying in true Nuremburg fashion (just without the whole Naziness) to get people to join
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Post by Geg on Jan 13, 2004 20:55:05 GMT
Considering we started these yesterday... not bad going
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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 13, 2004 21:00:18 GMT
onward and upward then, lets get on with the fight
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Post by DrSmartEsq on Jan 13, 2004 21:19:21 GMT
you gonna make a movie about your rallying or would that be too propagandery? you need a hook, like free praise when you register, only lie and give no such freebies
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Post by Geg on Jan 13, 2004 21:30:25 GMT
Free air guitar for anyone who registers with The Twaddle Forums!
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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 13, 2004 21:45:44 GMT
WE HAVE THE HOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!
come on get your free air guitars here !!!
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Post by BoneyRoney on Jan 13, 2004 21:48:44 GMT
We should go forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not sideways! And always Twirling! Twirlin towards freedom!
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Post by beSottied on Jan 14, 2004 22:06:09 GMT
{ shining star on teeth a la 50s washing powder ad } I love my free air guitar! Thanks The Twaddle! *twaaaaaang!*
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Post by Eat Your Uncle on Jan 14, 2004 22:22:32 GMT
I AM THE POSTING.
POSTCOUNT FOR JUSTICE.
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Post by DrSmartEsq on Jan 14, 2004 22:23:24 GMT
Yes! Air Guitar! Free! now i can feebly attempt to learn to play it and then put it in the cupboard 2 weeks later with my tuba, bassoon, cello and magazine subscription nuclear reactor building kit
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Post by Zippy on Jan 14, 2004 22:26:09 GMT
From DeAgnosti, Part 1: Get your plutonium rod! All for £1.99***
***1700 issues. Usual price £7,000,000
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Post by beSottied on Jan 14, 2004 22:31:06 GMT
lol i love those crappy magazine ads. does anyone actually buy "recreate your own Moby Dick! tailfin next week!" or "painstakingly reproduced" models that are no doubt made of plastic and very poorly formed?
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Post by beSottied on Jan 14, 2004 22:32:37 GMT
Moby Richard? wtf? Obviously I mean the white whale, written by herman melville. tut.
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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 15, 2004 0:10:23 GMT
their was one for a remote control car before, only 120 issues to build it at £7 a time, working out at a lovely £1140 when u can buy a ready made top of the range subaru model for £200 in Toys-R-Us ..... hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by Zippy on Jan 15, 2004 0:31:11 GMT
LMAO! I was gonna mention that one too!
"In your first issue, get the bumper transfer you won't need til last and will end up on your locker!"
They must, after say, issue 15, make them only by order - they'd never stock issue 76 anywhere in the country (except maybe Cleethorpes). They must only make 200-odd issues of the final 50
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Post by GunstarHero on Jan 15, 2004 0:39:56 GMT
most of them go bust part way thru leaving people with a lot of useless things and wasted money but silly people wont learn !!
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Post by beSottied on Jan 15, 2004 9:16:52 GMT
The thing I don't get is why they're always re-released? Can't think of any examples right now, but the ads are on, then they vanish for a few months, then they come back with "Issue one - at your local newsagents, NOW!!!!!!" Do they tease their followers by letting them get to issue 7 before going back to the beginning again?
(I'm in college now, bored. I did actually have intentions to do work but they tat-tastic computer has lost my work *stomp*)
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Post by Zippy on Jan 15, 2004 11:19:25 GMT
I seem to remember Wally's World was rereleased a few times... maybe after that he realised no-one wanted to find him anymore in that stupid frigging red and white top, stupid glasses and stupid face.
I mean, honestly, as if you'd go to a predominantly red and white area and wait for someone to spot you from a helicopter.
"Look at me, I'm in the home end at Old Trafford! Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'M HERE, FFS! Oh, and buy my magazine."
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Post by beSottied on Jan 15, 2004 11:47:18 GMT
the new version of that is Mr Bean's Adventure, or Amazing Adventure, or whatever the hell it is. They'll probbaly get to "E", stop for a month or five, then start at "A" again. And hurrah! Just got an email saying my mp3 player's been dispatched *jig*
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Post by Zippy on Jan 15, 2004 12:00:20 GMT
Wally's World was a tour of Europe, as boviously Europe is the World. "Issue 1, Wally goes to France!"
*no-one buys it*
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Post by beSottied on Jan 15, 2004 12:10:09 GMT
Clo, Cath and I might be going to France in the Summer, huzzah. Actually, for all we slag it off, I haven't actually been before. Uness you count sitting in Paris Charles de Gaulle waiting for connecting flights and wandering freely into the mens' toilets. Stupid French and their lack of signposting!
Still, maybe we can introduce underarm hair removal and deodorant to the masses?
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Post by Geg on Apr 15, 2004 14:25:41 GMT
Y'know that free air guitar offer's still going...
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